Tag: trust fund baby
Trump Wives Challenge Toadstool Penis Description
“I wouldn’t call first penis a toadstool dah-link,” said first wife Ivana, 69. “It remind me of geoduck. You know this thing – yes? – is like big clam that look like little dick.”
Defining Trump: A Pussy’s Pussy
Apologies to those who view "pussy" as a sexist slur, but the term was so pervasive in the Bronx during my youth that I find myself reflexively...
