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Love in the Time of Hog Heads and Habitual Liars
Scientists are racing the clock to find a cure for the Pinnochio Effect, as Republican fabulists contend with a frightening and inexplicable period of rapid skull expansion in the post-Trump era.
Trump Moves Oval Office to Russia
President Donald J. Trump moved The White House to Moscow on Friday as polls showed angry voters sweeping him out of office in the 2020 presidential election.
Dotard President Oversees Deadliest Period in U.S. History
The Moron President's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic has led The United States into the deadliest period in its 244-year history. The previous record? The U.S. Civil War. It generated an average of 504 deaths a day – about half of the current Covid death rate. About 20 Americans are dying each day right now for each U.S. combat death at the height of The Vietnam War – when our military averaged 46 fatalities a day in 1968.
Markets Plunge on Trump’s Coronavirus Miscues
Financial markets plunged this morning following a disastrous presidential press conference about the coronavirus pandemic, in which Donald J. Trump confused the fast-spreading illness with the Bohemia and Dos Equis beers.
The Epic Bullshit of January Home Sales
The Wall Street cheerleaders at CNBC would like you to believe new home sales surged to their highest level in more than...
Accepting a Failed America
The United States of America as we knew it is dead and it's not coming back - no matter how many "Make America Great Again" baseball hats the gangster wannabee in The White House sells. It's time for us to stop living in the past and start dealing with the world as it is again.
Gun Nuts: Men as Crazy Cat Ladies
The secretive firearms industry profits from the primitive tribalism which prompts gun nuts to stockpile weapons and ammo the way cat ladies stockpile tabbies and tomcats.
Sophie’s Choice: Tax Cuts or Social Security
President Donald J. Trump offered the masses a Sophie's Choice between lower taxes and the social safety net Thursday in his latest attack on...
Top U.S. Diplomats Slam Moron Prez
Colin Powell: "My favorite three words in our Constitution (are) 'we the people,' but recently it's become 'me the president.' "
Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is Most Hated American
When it comes to “schadenfreude,” the German word for taking pleasure in the suffering of others, Facebook CEO and Chairman Mark Zuckerberg is No....