Tag: The Cynical TImes
NeoLibs are Not Liberals, Never Have Been
Painful Truth 911 Gazillion: There is absolutely zero Liberalism in today’s "NeoLiberalism."
The phrase has become a disingenuous euphemism for savage capitalism and class warfare. One...
The Decline and Fall of The USA
Used to be rich psychopaths could ride into a lawless part of this country, pay-off the sheriff, and have their hired guns kill anyone who opposed them....
Most Trumplickers Support Idol’s Lack of Control
A new survey by the Pew Research Center found that 90 percent of President Donald Trump’s supporters have a favorable view of his complete...
President to Marry Daughter Ivanka in Royal Wedding
Donald Trump ratcheted up his “no rules” approach to life Friday with the announcement of his impending wedding to daughter Ivanka and their plans...
Salma Hayek Denies Excessive Sexuality Charges
Actress Salma Hayek denies excessive sexuality charges
Conservatives Distance Selves From Mike Rotondo
Conservative groups have filed suit against social media sensation Michael Rotondo, the 30-year-old gun nut who was legally evicted from his parents’ home Wednesday,...
Harry’s ex-Girlfriends and Markle’s Bruised Buttocks
A global audience of clueless millions is expected to tune into the Royal Wedding on Saturday to see Meghan Markle's attempted domestication of Prince Harry’s...
Trumo and Netanyahu are bringing fascism back
Osan Girl was scandalously dressed when I saw her just after curfew in 1998. Her drunken body gyrated in the street at the top of the entertainment...
Honoring Working Class Hero Chuck Plunkett
The staff of The Denver Post has been fighting for their professional survival ever since it was purchased by the Alden Global Capital vulture fund...
Why are Conservatives So Angry and Horny?
Conservative groups exhibited some of the highest levels of sexual frustration and aggression in the history of The Cynical Times' Annual Index of American Politics...
