Tag: The Cynical TImes
Trump Trade Wars Paying Off For U.S. Workers
Donnie Trust Fund’s misguided trade war with China is starting to pay dividends for America’s beleaguered workers and faltering middle class.
The Moron President Attacks His Supporters
The Moron presidency took a turn for the surreal Thursday, when Donald Trump told supporters it’ll be their fault if he's impeached.
Trump Approval Ratings Suspect
The story making the rounds today about the recent drop in President Donald Trump's approval ratings means nothing.
Doesn't matter whether you hate Trump and...
Hobby Lobby Founder Stockpiling Jews
Some people invest in antiques, Hobby Lobby Founder David Green invests in dead Jews.
Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe
Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization.
Ninety...
The Futurist Case for Fuck, Shit and Sentence Frags
People used to say human knowledge doubled every seven years when I was breaking into journalism in the 1990s, but futurists claim the breakneck pace of...
Defining Trump: A Pussy’s Pussy
Apologies to those who view "pussy" as a sexist slur, but the term was so pervasive in the Bronx during my youth that I find myself reflexively...
Monetizing Royal Swag: From Shower Clogs to Semen
In the aftermath of "The Royal Wedding That Broke The Internet," Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are already finalizing their plans to conquer the highly competitive...
U.S. Posts Net Loss of 380,000 Jobs for June
The U.S. labor market posted a net loss of 388,000 jobs in June as the 213,000 jobs it created were overwhelmed by new entries to...
Gun-Toting Granny Caps Son
Anna Mae Blessing, 92, gave birth to a son 72 years ago and raised him up with the expectation she would be treated with...
