Tag: Seal Team Six
Wingnut Icon Alex Jones Severs Own Penis
President Donald Trump’s favorite right-wing “journalist” severed his own penis Sunday morning and repeatedly gagged himself with it in a bizarre public mutilation in downtown Austin,...
Killing Santa: Navy Seals Splatter Fat Man in Red
President Donald Trump announced late Sunday that Kris Kringle, the terrorist leader who put coal in his Christmas stockings, was killed in a pre-dawn firefight...
