Tag: royal
Defining Trump: A Pussy’s Pussy
Apologies to those who view "pussy" as a sexist slur, but the term was so pervasive in the Bronx during my youth that I find myself reflexively...
Monetizing Royal Swag: From Shower Clogs to Semen
In the aftermath of "The Royal Wedding That Broke The Internet," Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are already finalizing their plans to conquer the highly competitive...
Harry’s ex-Girlfriends and Markle’s Bruised Buttocks
A global audience of clueless millions is expected to tune into the Royal Wedding on Saturday to see Meghan Markle's attempted domestication of Prince Harry’s...
