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Trump Moves Oval Office to Russia
President Donald J. Trump moved The White House to Moscow on Friday as polls showed angry voters sweeping him out of office in the 2020 presidential election.
Dotard President Oversees Deadliest Period in U.S. History
The Moron President's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic has led The United States into the deadliest period in its 244-year history. The previous record? The U.S. Civil War. It generated an average of 504 deaths a day – about half of the current Covid death rate. About 20 Americans are dying each day right now for each U.S. combat death at the height of The Vietnam War – when our military averaged 46 fatalities a day in 1968.
Elizabeth Hurley Marks 55th Birthday With Record-Setting Gangbang
“I’m grateful to be happy & healthy and so much better looking than everyone else. A special thanks to my makeup artist and cosmetic surgeons, for making me look fabulous, and to my agent and publicist for enabling my continuing addiction to attention from complete strangers.”
Cynical’s Stormy Romance With #MeToo
If The #MeToo Movement is really the champion of oppressed women everywhere, then why does it level wealthy rich idiots like Monica Lewinsky with real victims?
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
A Rambling Tale of No Consequence
A trip through the Wikipedia rabbit hole from Trump's fabulists, to the artful lies of Iraqi War provocateur Ahmed Chalabi, to the group supremacy of The Me Too Movement.
The Moron President Attacks His Supporters
The Moron presidency took a turn for the surreal Thursday, when Donald Trump told supporters it’ll be their fault if he's impeached.
In Defense of Liberal Intolerance
"No freebies" was one of the guiding principles I grew up with in the Bronx - one of America's great working class communities and a bastion of...
Most Trumplickers Support Idol’s Lack of Control
A new survey by the Pew Research Center found that 90 percent of President Donald Trump’s supporters have a favorable view of his complete...
Harry’s ex-Girlfriends and Markle’s Bruised Buttocks
A global audience of clueless millions is expected to tune into the Royal Wedding on Saturday to see Meghan Markle's attempted domestication of Prince Harry’s...