Tag: POTUS
Love in the Time of Hog Heads and Habitual Liars
Scientists are racing the clock to find a cure for the Pinnochio Effect, as Republican fabulists contend with a frightening and inexplicable period of rapid skull expansion in the post-Trump era.
Actress Sara Gilbert Named CIA Director
America’s increasingly addled Commander-in-Chief named former child star Sara Gilbert to head The Central Intelligence Agency on Sunday morning in a bizarre appointment immediately...
Killing Santa: Navy Seals Splatter Fat Man in Red
President Donald Trump announced late Sunday that Kris Kringle, the terrorist leader who put coal in his Christmas stockings, was killed in a pre-dawn firefight...
CIA Says Trump Was Special Forces Operator
Former Navy Seal Donald Trump still recalls the morning in 1968 when he stood on the bank of the Vltava River, watching Soviet tanks...
