Tag: penis
Trump Wives Challenge Toadstool Penis Description
“I wouldn’t call first penis a toadstool dah-link,” said first wife Ivana, 69. “It remind me of geoduck. You know this thing – yes? – is like big clam that look like little dick.”
Wingnut Icon Alex Jones Severs Own Penis
President Donald Trump’s favorite right-wing “journalist” severed his own penis Sunday morning and repeatedly gagged himself with it in a bizarre public mutilation in downtown Austin,...
California Woman Cuts Off Hubby’s Penis
So, this lady in California is having marital problems. Her solution? Drug her hubby, tie him to the bed and cut off his penis...
