Tag: occupy
Love in the Time of Hog Heads and Habitual Liars
Scientists are racing the clock to find a cure for the Pinnochio Effect, as Republican fabulists contend with a frightening and inexplicable period of rapid skull expansion in the post-Trump era.
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
Facebook Levels Anti-Nazis with Nazis
Facebook is in the tyranny and oppression business now, and business is good.
Remember how Donald Trump outraged America last year by leveling anti-fascists with...
Tyranny on Parade: Facebook Muzzles Liberal Group
Facebook muzzled The Cynical Times' brand of muscular Liberalism today to advance the fiction its long overdue crackdown on the hatemongers of The Right...
Ship of Fools, Leaderless and Adrift
Ever ridden in a speeding car with a raging drunk at the wheel?
Yes, you have - we all have - because that's the current...
MAGA 101: Donald Trump’s Mind Control Secrets
The secrets of master manipulator Donald Trump, the Reality TV Star who has successfully transformed millions of proud American workers into reflexive rule followers and tools of...
New York Elites Are Fragile, Helpless Garbage
Americans adopted New York City as a symbol of national grit after 9/11 without realizing we were also adopting its virulent strains of affluenza, class warfare and political corruption.
Let’s All Celebrate The Weakest Generation
Used to be that when a strong American leader pushed through necessary reforms they did so even against the tide of public opinion, as Lincoln...
The End of Freedom and Democracy
Why does the United States have an opioid crisis?
Same reason we have a food safety crisis and are besieged by foreign and domestic terrorists.
These...
Dear vets, thank you for your sacrifices
On Memorial Day 2017, The Cynical Times thanks all current and former members of the U.S. military for the sacrifices they've made for the...
