Tag: Melania
Trump Wives Challenge Toadstool Penis Description
“I wouldn’t call first penis a toadstool dah-link,” said first wife Ivana, 69. “It remind me of geoduck. You know this thing – yes? – is like big clam that look like little dick.”
President to Marry Daughter Ivanka in Royal Wedding
Donald Trump ratcheted up his “no rules” approach to life Friday with the announcement of his impending wedding to daughter Ivanka and their plans...
God Admits Mistakes, Regrets Past Failures
God expressed regret for his failure to prevent genocide, natural disaster, poverty, war, child abuse, and The Moron Presidency on Thursday, acknowledging for the...
Trump Releases Controversial Book of Poetry
President Donald Trump set the literary world aflame this week with a bizarre book of poetry which is already being denounced as "fascist porn" by the...
