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Dotard President Oversees Deadliest Period in U.S. History
The Moron President's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic has led The United States into the deadliest period in its 244-year history. The previous record? The U.S. Civil War. It generated an average of 504 deaths a day – about half of the current Covid death rate. About 20 Americans are dying each day right now for each U.S. combat death at the height of The Vietnam War – when our military averaged 46 fatalities a day in 1968.
Elizabeth Hurley Marks 55th Birthday With Record-Setting Gangbang
“I’m grateful to be happy & healthy and so much better looking than everyone else. A special thanks to my makeup artist and cosmetic surgeons, for making me look fabulous, and to my agent and publicist for enabling my continuing addiction to attention from complete strangers.”
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg is Most Hated American
When it comes to “schadenfreude,” the German word for taking pleasure in the suffering of others, Facebook CEO and Chairman Mark Zuckerberg is No....
A Rambling Tale of No Consequence
A trip through the Wikipedia rabbit hole from Trump's fabulists, to the artful lies of Iraqi War provocateur Ahmed Chalabi, to the group supremacy of The Me Too Movement.
The Moron President Attacks His Supporters
The Moron presidency took a turn for the surreal Thursday, when Donald Trump told supporters it’ll be their fault if he's impeached.
Tyranny on Parade: Facebook Muzzles Liberal Group
Facebook muzzled The Cynical Times' brand of muscular Liberalism today to advance the fiction its long overdue crackdown on the hatemongers of The Right...
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
Defining Trump: A Pussy’s Pussy
Apologies to those who view "pussy" as a sexist slur, but the term was so pervasive in the Bronx during my youth that I find myself reflexively...
In Defense of Liberal Intolerance
"No freebies" was one of the guiding principles I grew up with in the Bronx - one of America's great working class communities and a bastion of...