Tag: JSOC
Wingnut Icon Alex Jones Severs Own Penis
President Donald Trump’s favorite right-wing “journalist” severed his own penis Sunday morning and repeatedly gagged himself with it in a bizarre public mutilation in downtown Austin,...
Killing Santa: Navy Seals Splatter Fat Man in Red
President Donald Trump announced late Sunday that Kris Kringle, the terrorist leader who put coal in his Christmas stockings, was killed in a pre-dawn firefight...
CIA Says Trump Was Special Forces Operator
Former Navy Seal Donald Trump still recalls the morning in 1968 when he stood on the bank of the Vltava River, watching Soviet tanks...
