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Elizabeth Hurley Marks 55th Birthday With Record-Setting Gangbang
“I’m grateful to be happy & healthy and so much better looking than everyone else. A special thanks to my makeup artist and cosmetic surgeons, for making me look fabulous, and to my agent and publicist for enabling my continuing addiction to attention from complete strangers.”
Accepting a Failed America
The United States of America as we knew it is dead and it's not coming back - no matter how many "Make America Great Again" baseball hats the gangster wannabee in The White House sells. It's time for us to stop living in the past and start dealing with the world as it is again.
Cynical’s Stormy Romance With #MeToo
If The #MeToo Movement is really the champion of oppressed women everywhere, then why does it level wealthy rich idiots like Monica Lewinsky with real victims?
Mark Zuckerberg: Roy Cohn 2.0, Silicon Valley Edition
"When the State Kills" was in my thoughts today as I pondered Facebook's emergence as an engine of tyranny and its founder's status as...
The Moron Presidency’s Economic Fumunda Cheese
Think of the U.S. economy as a sugar bowl. You can put a spoonful of sugar in your coffee every morning or pour a spoonful of coffee in the sugar bowl and claim you just made the world a sweeter place. However, the amount of sugar is the same either way.
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
Democratic Report Card: D
With the midterm elections just three months away, the poster child for the Democratic Party remains a greedy, aging, silver spoon – just like...
Ship of Fools, Leaderless and Adrift
Ever ridden in a speeding car with a raging drunk at the wheel? Yes, you have - we all have - because that's the current...
The Futurist Case for Fuck, Shit and Sentence Frags
People used to say human knowledge doubled every seven years when I was breaking into journalism in the 1990s, but futurists claim the breakneck pace of...
The Trump Challenge: Tell Ruskies “Fuck Off”
The problem with the United States right now is that most Americans would hire a Mexican day laborer to carry their burden of citizenship...