Tag: Cynical Times
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
The Lady was a “Trump”
The “recreational mannequin” which prompted a police investigation Thursday in Ohio is actually a long lost and much loved member of the presidential household, according to law enforcement officials.
Trumps Bombs at United Nations
The United States of America has gone from undisputed leader of the free world to global laughingstock in just 19 months under the failed...
Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe
Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization.
Ninety...
Why Royal Wannabees Fear Liberals
The Right Wing Noise Machine is now turning its bile on Liberal Republicans like George Will and David Frum for putting national loyalty ahead...
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
Ship of Fools, Leaderless and Adrift
Ever ridden in a speeding car with a raging drunk at the wheel?
Yes, you have - we all have - because that's the current...
The Trump Challenge: Tell Ruskies “Fuck Off”
The problem with the United States right now is that most Americans would hire a Mexican day laborer to carry their burden of citizenship...
Monetizing Royal Swag: From Shower Clogs to Semen
In the aftermath of "The Royal Wedding That Broke The Internet," Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are already finalizing their plans to conquer the highly competitive...
Trump Biographer Indicates President is a Schmuck
My Columbia University Journalism School classmate Tim O'Brien, a former Trump biographer, said the president has close ties to the Russian Mob in a...
