Tag: Christmas
Killing Santa: Navy Seals Splatter Fat Man in Red
President Donald Trump announced late Sunday that Kris Kringle, the terrorist leader who put coal in his Christmas stockings, was killed in a pre-dawn firefight...
God Admits Mistakes, Regrets Past Failures
God expressed regret for his failure to prevent genocide, natural disaster, poverty, war, child abuse, and The Moron Presidency on Thursday, acknowledging for the...
