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Trump Moves Oval Office to Russia
President Donald J. Trump moved The White House to Moscow on Friday as polls showed angry voters sweeping him out of office in the 2020 presidential election.
Dotard President Oversees Deadliest Period in U.S. History
The Moron President's mishandling of the Covid-19 pandemic has led The United States into the deadliest period in its 244-year history.
The previous record?
The U.S. Civil War. It generated an average of 504 deaths a day – about half of the current Covid death rate.
About 20 Americans are dying each day right now for each U.S. combat death at the height of The Vietnam War – when our military averaged 46 fatalities a day in 1968.
The Fading Dream of a Blue Wave
If you thought the Republican Party couldn't possibly win the upcoming midterm elections in the face of The Moron Presidency and the vaunted Blue...
Facebook Levels Anti-Nazis with Nazis
Facebook is in the tyranny and oppression business now, and business is good.
Remember how Donald Trump outraged America last year by leveling anti-fascists with...
Tyranny on Parade: Facebook Muzzles Liberal Group
Facebook muzzled The Cynical Times' brand of muscular Liberalism today to advance the fiction its long overdue crackdown on the hatemongers of The Right...
Why are Conservatives So Angry and Horny?
Conservative groups exhibited some of the highest levels of sexual frustration and aggression in the history of The Cynical Times' Annual Index of American Politics...
MAGA 101: Donald Trump’s Mind Control Secrets
The secrets of master manipulator Donald Trump, the Reality TV Star who has successfully transformed millions of proud American workers into reflexive rule followers and tools of...
Trump Faults Both Sides in Barcelona Terror Attack
President Donald Trump said the men who drove a van into a Barcelona crowd Thursday afternoon, killing 13 and injuring more than 100, were...