Tag: satire
Dodge Caliber Targets Incel Market
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles is reviving the ill-fated Dodge Caliber nameplate and gearing it to the involuntary celibates of the Far Right, just in time...
Sophie’s Choice: Tax Cuts or Social Security
President Donald J. Trump offered the masses a Sophie's Choice between lower taxes and the social safety net Thursday in his latest attack on...
The Lady was a “Trump”
The “recreational mannequin” which prompted a police investigation Thursday in Ohio is actually a long lost and much loved member of the presidential household, according to law enforcement officials.
Trump Wives Challenge Toadstool Penis Description
Ivana Trump, Marla Maples and Melania Trump challenged porn star Stormy Daniels' comparison of the president’s abnormally small penis to a “toadstool” Friday, during...
Hobby Lobby Founder Stockpiling Jews
Some people invest in antiques, Hobby Lobby Founder David Green invests in dead Jews.
Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe
Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization.
Ninety...
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
Monetizing Royal Swag: From Shower Clogs to Semen
In the aftermath of "The Royal Wedding That Broke The Internet," Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are already finalizing their plans to conquer the highly competitive...
Most Trumplickers Support Idol’s Lack of Control
A new survey by the Pew Research Center found that 90 percent of President Donald Trump’s supporters have a favorable view of his complete...
President to Marry Daughter Ivanka in Royal Wedding
Donald Trump ratcheted up his “no rules” approach to life Friday with the announcement of his impending wedding to daughter Ivanka and their plans...
