Tag: satire
Markets Plunge on Trump’s Coronavirus Miscues
Financial markets plunged this morning following a disastrous presidential press conference about the coronavirus pandemic, in which Donald J. Trump confused the fast-spreading illness with the Bohemia and Dos Equis beers.
Study: Politicians and CEOs Have Fewer Kindness Genes
A new study has found lower levels of the kindness gene in those who profit from the suffering of others, especially corporate executives and politicians.
New York Jew Admits Causing 2011 Tsunami
No one was more surprised than me when Richard Koshimizu correctly guessed the real cause of the 2011 Tsunami in one of Japan’s largest newspapers.
In a word:...
Dodge Caliber Targets Incel Market
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles is reviving the ill-fated Dodge Caliber nameplate and gearing it to the involuntary celibates of the Far Right, just in time...
Sophie’s Choice: Tax Cuts or Social Security
President Donald J. Trump offered the masses a Sophie's Choice between lower taxes and the social safety net Thursday in his latest attack on...
The Lady was a “Trump”
The “recreational mannequin” which prompted a police investigation Thursday in Ohio is actually a long lost and much loved member of the presidential household, according to law enforcement officials.
Trump Wives Challenge Toadstool Penis Description
“I wouldn’t call first penis a toadstool dah-link,” said first wife Ivana, 69. “It remind me of geoduck. You know this thing – yes? – is like big clam that look like little dick.”
Hobby Lobby Founder Stockpiling Jews
Some people invest in antiques, Hobby Lobby Founder David Green invests in dead Jews.
Gallup Poll: Trump Wouldn’t Get Laid As Working Joe
Embattled President Donald Trump would never get laid if he was poor or middle class, according to a new poll by The Gallup Organization.
Ninety...
The Case for Stripping Trump Morons of the Vote
It’s a rare and wonderful thing when a highly educated, award-winning, liberal journalist committed to the greater good finds themselves on the same side...
