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Trump’s Handshake Says He’s Putin’s Sub

The first time I met old-school Georgia Sheriff Arnold Ray Akins in 1993, he reached out to greet me and then turned his massive paw above...

In Defense of Liberal Intolerance

"No freebies" was one of the guiding principles I grew up with in the Bronx - one of America's great working class communities and a bastion of...

Gun-Toting Granny Caps Son

Anna Mae Blessing, 92, gave birth to a son 72 years ago and raised him up with the expectation she would be treated with...

Trump’s Unemployment and Job Lies

Every four years, we get a presidential challenger who tells us the truth about the faltering American labor market at a time of unprecedented...

Why are Conservatives So Angry and Horny?

Conservative groups exhibited some of the highest levels of sexual frustration and aggression in the history of The Cynical Times' Annual Index of American Politics...

MAGA 101: Donald Trump’s Mind Control Secrets

The secrets of master manipulator Donald Trump, the Reality TV Star who has successfully transformed millions of proud American workers into reflexive rule followers and tools of...

Shaq and General Named National Security Advisers

President Donald Trump named basketball great Shaquille O’Neal and the cartoon character of “The General” as the 27th and 28th National Security Advisers in...

Wingnut Icon Alex Jones Severs Own Penis

President Donald Trump’s favorite right-wing “journalist” severed his own penis Sunday morning and repeatedly gagged himself with it in a bizarre public mutilation in downtown Austin,...

Enjoying the Slow Death of America’s Free Press

I'm a big fan of Albert Einstein's definition of insanity as "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." So much so...

Trump Turns Rich Black Supporters White

In a stunning pique of affluenza, President Donald Trump rewrote America’s racial caste system Wednesday with an executive order making his wealthiest African American supporters...

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