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Bogus Eco News: NYT’s misleading poverty coverage

The Gray Lady's elitist scribes need you to believe all is well

by VJ Epstein - Sep-26-2016
in Market Supremacy News
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Sunday's rosy economic story in the The New York Times was the worst kind of poisonous economic propaganda because it was virtually bereft of the historical context readers need to determine what's really happening.
 
Instead of news you can use, it's more along the lines of news that abuses. 

This type of inexcusable economic cheerleading has become the norm in recent years for news organizations like the Times, where elitist scribes routinely craft articles which inform the financially literate while misleading the rest of the nation. They don't understand that their fellow Americans gauge their self worth against such stories and those who are struggling take their lives in greater numbers when they think they're falling behind the proverbial Joneses.

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