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Are "We The People" still part of the world's greatest democracy?

... Or house slaves in an American global plantation?

by Bert Wolfe - May-25-2017
in Columns
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We the People of the United States have become all but irrelevant in the policy discussions conducted by our elected leaders in Washington, D.C.

A recent study by scholars from Princeton and Northwestern universities found the average, everyday American has virtually no impact on either the thinking of the members of the U.S. Congress or their policy making decisions.

For better or worse, We the People have been reduced from empowered citizens of a representative democracy to the ignored, irrelevant and powerless subjects of a global superpower. A corporate empire determined to flex its economic and military muscle and impose its will on a world bristling at American hegemony.
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